Attention Whore

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By the looks of things, I might spend an afternoon clicking through Encyclopedia Dramatica... which is a very good find!

Attention whore

Most commonly found on the Internets, an attention whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. More than a handful of attention whores are completey insane. Most of the attend your high school

While it is widely believed that there is a special circle of Hell for attention whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives are worse than any punishment that Satan could create...

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, attention whores will employ variety of tactics. Common examples include:

• Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include incidents during which they were almost raped, most times by a close family member or friend; claiming that they have been (or are being) stalked; claiming that they were shot in the spleen, et cetera.
• Cam whoring.
• Claiming to be bisexual.
• Breaking up with you, citing "im just not ready for a relationship right now" then going and fucking all of your friends at the same time
• Making signs, Or begging others to make signs for them.
• Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.
• Write a fanfiction that has a Mary Sue that is supposed to be them and their character has a "dark and mysterious past."
• Wanting answers to their retarded questions by exclaiming: "I'm so confused!"
• Tricking guys into the Friend Zone.
• Saying "im fat" leik every 10 minutes, when [irl] they whey leik 90 pounds.
• Contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
• Stealing from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
• Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.
• Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.
• Deleting their LiveJournals, only to return 48 hours later.
• Insulting or ridiculing certain people in public forums or IRC channels, in hopes of sparking a flame war.
• Upon starting a flame war and getting called out on bullshit, claiming they "don't really care," but returning numerous times to leave butthurt responses.
• Shameless self promotion.
• Recording and posting over 9000 videos on Myspace and YOUtube to make it look they have a life.
• Claiming to have every selectable ethnicity in their online profiles (eg White, Asian, Black, Middle Eastern, Native American, Latin, Other) when they're probably just a dumb white slut.
• Claiming whatever the maximum height they can choose is. Interestingly, they will never select the minimum height.
• Diagnosing oneself as having Asperger Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar disorder, Borderline personality disorder, or depression and flaunting it, or just using it as an excuse to be an asshole.
• Wearing very little or very slutty clothing IRL.
• Posting Bulletins on myspace every 2.5 seconds.
• Upon breaking up with her boyfriend, changing her status on her Myspace profile to “Divorced”.
• Deleting and recreating MySpace after MySpace.
• Claiming on their Myspace that they make $250,000 or more a year.
• Selecting Islam or Muslim as their religion when their pictures show them to be fans of such untowelhead behavior as showing skin and collecting piercings.
• Taking hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of their face at various angles and degrees of lighting and posting them upon the internets
• Answering questions with an obnoxious non-sequitor that has nothing to do with the question posed.
• Asking people to comment on their blog or "new" pictures, only to tell them to "fuck off" moments later, and then begging them to "please come back", over and over again.
• Claiming not to be an attention whore, even when damning evidence is presented.

Beware! If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an attention whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are.

Comments

hahahahaha!

[elaine4queen.livejournal.com]

pass me the

Re: hahahahaha!

[suzyscottdotcom.livejournal.com]

Elaine, you are quite a worthy person for it, so why not? :)

Re:attention deficit

[elaine4queen.livejournal.com]

unfortunately i have a dreadful thorny problem. tom is too unwell to visit and stay with, hereward housing have promised me i might get rehoused between 2 months and 12 years, i have a flat full of furniture, shedloads of allergies as well as all the fatigue and pain and whatnot and i have just no idea how to proceed lest i give up. naturally i have thought of renting privately but can you imagine how awful it would all be. aaaaaargh!