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Found this... via BitchBuzz. Sadly, this does not extend to the voters at tommorow's Glenrothes by-election!

If you're feeling the anxiety surrounding this whole election thing, and the cookies and the cocktails didn't help - why not throw yourself a little election day party?

Sure, you could sit around watching CNN or Fox News (why?!) watching everyone play the clips of Obama and Palin voting over and over again. Or analyst after analyst analyzing the polls and how many votes so and so has but not knowing exactly who has won yet. But why do that when there are so many free things and discounts you could be getting!

Take for example, you could be getting a free cup of coffee at Starbucks!

If you show the folks at Krispy Kreme your I Voted Today sticker, you can have a star shaped, red, white and blue donut for free!

Still need something to take your mind off all the uncertainty? Babeland are promising to give you a Maverick Sleeve or a Silver Bullet for free if you show them your voting stub at any one of their locations in New York and in Seattle.

If ice cream is more your scene, you can stop by a Ben & Jerry's as they're giving away free scoops from 5pm-8pm.

If you're in Seattle, you're also in for a bit of a treat as all three locations of Cupcake Royale will be giving away free babycakes as part of their "Vote, Babycake, Vote" promotion.

Just feel like home and sitting on your ass? Papa Johns is selling pizza on the cheap (sort of) as you can order a large pizza with up to three toppings for *only* $11.04. (See what they did there?)

What I find hilarious is that Americans are known for being "obese", and here's corporate America...bribing us to vote with free food and free ways to get off. They know us too well.