More Chavs
Jul. 17th, 2007 09:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
suzyscottdotcomNow I have a busy day today 
but I just had to post this one...
Two Chavs appear at the Pearly Gates, asking to be let in. Saint Peter says "No way, we don't let Chavs in here".
The Chavs plead, telling him how they've been good Christians all their lives, and deserve to go to heaven.
So, Saint Peter tells them he'll check with God, and off he goes to see Him.
God thinks it over for a while and then says "Well, we don't really want any Chavs in here, but the rules say that we've got to admit them if they've been good Christians, so you'd better let them in".
Peter goes off, then comes running back 2 minutes later: "God, God, they've gone, they've gone!".
"What? The Chavs have gone?".
"No, the Pearly Gates!!!"
but I just had to post this one... Two Chavs appear at the Pearly Gates, asking to be let in. Saint Peter says "No way, we don't let Chavs in here".
The Chavs plead, telling him how they've been good Christians all their lives, and deserve to go to heaven.
So, Saint Peter tells them he'll check with God, and off he goes to see Him.
God thinks it over for a while and then says "Well, we don't really want any Chavs in here, but the rules say that we've got to admit them if they've been good Christians, so you'd better let them in".
Peter goes off, then comes running back 2 minutes later: "God, God, they've gone, they've gone!".
"What? The Chavs have gone?".
"No, the Pearly Gates!!!"
